Wednesday, March 15, 2006

An end to terrorists

"The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentrucky, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer or pickups.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale earnhardt.

We can expect the problem with terrorists in Iraq to be over by Monday."

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